Outside of their faith and money I cannot think of a thing the Jonas brothers have that I believe men should strive for. The Jonas Brothers are the first people I noticed with skinny jeans on, (I was babysitting my nephews and best I can tell they were contractually obligated to watch the Disney Channel regardless of what game their uncle wanted to watch. Especially if there was a game their uncle wanted to watch). Since I was not impressed by the music, or moved to tears like the 14-year-old girls they kept showing, I could only wonder “why in the hell are their pants so f*ckin’ tight”? Later I found out that those were ‘skinny jeans’.
I consider myself a little knowledgeable when it comes to clothes and the only time I ever heard ‘skinny jeans’ discussed were for woman… and with mixed results. I was a little surprised when within the year I saw Lil’ Wayne wearing skinny jeans (a reason for me to hate him). Then I noticed not only were his jeans skinny but he managed to make them sag (another reason to hate him), but he had women screaming for him while wearing skinny jeans that were sagging (the real reason I hate him). Hell cuzz was winning so hard, he actually made me wonder if I should buy a pair of skinny jeans, at that moment the grown man in me jumped out of my body and slapped the sh*t out of me!
Styles change, every generation needs something to identify themselves/make them different from their parents generation clothes and music are usually the two ways to do it. We all have a picture we took in high school that people can use against us if they ever reach dire straights and need money. That is the joy I get out of seeing kids in skinny jeans, not only will their be pictures but thanks to Facebook there will be a web history of bad decisions. So teen boys enjoy your time in skinny jeans you will regret your choice one day, along with the one girl you met while drunk that night the chick you are crazy about stops taking your calls… but you have time to get there and at that same moment when you realize the real meaning of ‘settling’.
The biggest problem with skinny jeans is the .83 seconds out of my day when I believe I am checking out some chicks ass. This happens often… in a day. Pretty much we all lose when it comes to skinny jeans. The guys in them have to deal with laughs and the assumptions of other men that they can kick this man’s ass. The women with men wearing skinny jeans have to deal with laughs and the assumption that she can kick her man’s ass. Then the men like me that have to deal, often, with that they have spent 5.81 seconds of their day appreciating the roundness of another man’s ass (0.83 seconds multiplied by 7… I told you often).